Between stifled laughter and mortified disbelief, I tried to explain, but Jake’s imagination had already taken off. He was convinced Mrs. Lisa was a secret superhero, her laundry doubling as aerodynamic gear. He even suggested hanging his Captain America boxers next to her “crime-fighting” ensemble.

Lisa’s laundry became a daily spectacle for Jake, sparking endless curiosity. When he asked to hang his own underwear next to hers, I knew the situation had spiraled out of control. Determined to address it, I marched over to Lisa’s house, ready for a calm discussion.

Lisa opened the door and, before I could finish, made it clear she wasn’t changing her habits for anyone. She laughed, told me to “loosen up,” and even offered tips for jazzing up my wardrobe. Frustrated but inspired, I devised a brilliantly petty plan.That evening, I crafted the most outrageous, oversized pair of granny panties in the loudest fabric imaginable. The next morning, while Lisa was out, I hung my masterpiece where it would catch her eye.