My brother had given me access to his computer to look something up. Turns out he had his text messages sent to said computer.

The last window that he had up were messages between him and his wife talking about how they had finally gotten pregnant and hadn’t told anyone yet. Finally they came out and told everyone like two months later. When they invited everyone over for dinner I knew exactly what it was for. My brother still doesn’t know that I knew. I’ll be an uncle in around two months!