Johnny asks the teacher

During class, the teacher noticed Johnny wasn’t paying attention. She decided to test him with a question: “If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?” Johnny replied, “None.” Surprised, the teacher asked, “Why?” Johnny explained, “Because the shot scared them all off.” The teacher smiled, “No, two, but I like how you’re thinking.”

Not one to back down, Johnny posed a question of his own. “If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?” The teacher quickly responded, “The one sucking her ice cream.” Johnny, with a grin, corrected her, “No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you’re thinking!”

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