{"id":9395,"date":"2025-02-08T23:34:33","date_gmt":"2025-02-08T23:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=9395"},"modified":"2025-02-08T23:34:33","modified_gmt":"2025-02-08T23:34:33","slug":"a-man-and-a-blonde-meet-in-an-elevatorbrilliant-continuation-in-the-first-comment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=9395","title":{"rendered":"A Man And A Blonde Meet In An Elevator\u2026Brilliant continuation in the first comment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Where are you heading today?\u201d the man asks.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWow,\u201d says the man, \u201cI\u2019m going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The woman angrily gets off the elevator.<\/p>\n<p>The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cFancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSperm bank,\u201d she says with her mouth full<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Where are you heading today?\u201d the man asks. \u201cI\u2019m going down to give blood.\u201d \u201cHow much do you get paid for giving blood?\u201d \u201cAbout $20.\u201d \u201cWow,\u201d says&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9396,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9395","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9395","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9395"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9395\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9397,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9395\/revisions\/9397"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/9396"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9395"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9395"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9395"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}