I BROUGHT MY NEW FRIEND HOME \u2014 WHEN SHE SAW MY HUSBAND, SHE ALMOST LUNGED AT HIM.
\nSo, I recently started doing group fitness classes and really hit it off with my trainer, Mary. She\u2019s amazing \u2014 super fit and really supportive. We started grabbing lunch after workouts, shopping together, all that fun stuff.
\nOne day, I decided to invite Mary and her 7-year-old daughter over for dinner,just to introduce our kids and let her meet my husband. Everything\u2019s going greeat \u2014 I\u2019m cooking dinner, getting ready, then there\u2019s a knock on the door.
\nI open it to see Mary and little Cindy, holding an apple pie and a bottle of wine. But the second Mary saw my husband, her smile disappeared. She dropped the wine, stormed toward him, and yelled:
\n\u201cYOU!??????? I\u2019M CALLING TO \u2b07\ufe0f\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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