A woman gets on a bus with her baby.<\/p>\n
The bus driver says, \u201cThat\u2019s the ugliest baby that I\u2019ve ever seen. Ugh!\u201d<\/p>\n
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.<\/p>\n
She says to a man next to her, \u201cThe driver just insulted me!\u201d<\/p>\n
The man says, \u201cYou go right up there and tell him off \u2013 go ahead, I\u2019ll hold your monkey for you.\u201d<\/p>\n
There once was a blind old man who decided to visit Texas.<\/p>\n
When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said,<\/p>\n
\u201cWow, these seats are big!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d, the person next to him answered.<\/p>\n
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar.<\/p>\n
Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands.<\/p>\n
He exclaimed, \u201cWow these mugs are big!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cEverything is big in Texas.\u201d, the bartender replied.<\/p>\n
After a couple of beers, the blind old man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.<\/p>\n
The bartender replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cSecond door to the right.\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over a bucket and skipped the second door.<\/p>\n
Instead, he entered the third door, which leads to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.<\/p>\n
Scared to d*ath, the blind old man started shouting\u2026<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t flush, don\u2019t flush!\u201d<\/p>\n
Poor Old fool\u201d thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.<\/p>\n
So he invited the old man inside for a drink.<\/p>\n
As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he\u2019d humor the old man and asked,<\/p>\n
\u201cSo how many have you caught today?\u201d<\/p>\n
The old man replied,<\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019re the eighth.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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