{"id":8992,"date":"2025-01-18T10:46:48","date_gmt":"2025-01-18T10:46:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=8992"},"modified":"2025-01-18T10:46:48","modified_gmt":"2025-01-18T10:46:48","slug":"a-mom-takes-her-daughter-to-the-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=8992","title":{"rendered":"A mom takes her daughter to the doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor says, \u201cOkay, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The mother says, \u201cIt\u2019s my daughter Sherry. She keeps getting these cravings, she\u2019s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor says, \u201cOkay, what seems to be the problem?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The mother says, \u201cIt\u2019s my daughter Sherry. She keeps getting these cravings, she\u2019s putting on weight and is sick most mornings.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it.<\/p>\n<p>A few moments later, the mother says, \u201cIs there something wrong out there, doctor?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replies, \u201cNo, not really. It\u2019s just that the last time something like this happened, a star appeared in the East and three wise men came over the hill. I\u2019ll be damned if I\u2019m going to miss it this time!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The doctor says, \u201cOkay, what seems to be the problem?\u201d The mother says, \u201cIt\u2019s my daughter Sherry. She keeps getting these cravings, she\u2019s putting on weight and&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8993,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8992","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8992","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8992"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8992\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8994,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8992\/revisions\/8994"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/8993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8992"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8992"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8992"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}