{"id":650,"date":"2024-05-31T13:06:34","date_gmt":"2024-05-31T13:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=650"},"modified":"2024-05-31T13:06:34","modified_gmt":"2024-05-31T13:06:34","slug":"a-bride-tells-her-husband","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=650","title":{"rendered":"A bride tells her husband"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>A bride tells her husband, \u201cHoney, you know I\u2019m a v***n and I don\u2019t know anything about s **. Can you explain it to me first?\u201d \u201cOkay, sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place \u2018the prison\u2019 and call my private thing \u2018the prisoner\u2019:<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div id=\"M943526ScriptRootC1588980_0653c\">\n<div id=\"MarketGidComposite1588980_0653c\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>So what we do is put the prisoner in the prison.\u201d And they made love for the first time and the husband was smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him,his bride giggles, \u201cHoney the prisoner seems to have escaped.\u201d Turning on his side, he smiles and says, \u201cThen we will have to re-imprison him.\u201d After the second time, the bride says, \u201cHoney, the prisoner is out again!\u201d The husband rises to the occasion and they made love again. The bride again says, \u201cHoney, the prisoner escaped again,\u201d to which the husband yelled, \u201cHey, it\u2019s not a life sentence!!!\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div id=\"M943526ScriptRootC1588979_05f03\">\n<div id=\"MarketGidComposite1588979_05f03\">\n<div id=\"flipp-ux-slot-ghs7182189\"><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">SEE MORE<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bride tells her husband, \u201cHoney, you know I\u2019m a v***n and I don\u2019t know anything about s **. Can you explain it to me first?\u201d \u201cOkay,&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":651,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=650"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":652,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/650\/revisions\/652"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/651"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}