{"id":3423,"date":"2024-08-26T22:37:07","date_gmt":"2024-08-26T22:37:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=3423"},"modified":"2024-08-26T22:37:07","modified_gmt":"2024-08-26T22:37:07","slug":"an-elderly-couple-was-sitting-outdoors-at-a-cafe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=3423","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple was sitting outdoors at a cafe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple was sitting at a cafe when they noticed an old man struggling to cross the street. The man said to his wife, \u201cHe surely has bad arthritis to walk like that.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>His wife replied, \u201cNo, that\u2019s definitely old-time rheumatism.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Unable to agree, the man approached the old man and asked, \u201cExcuse me, sir, but my wife and I saw you having difficulty crossing the street. I told her that you have arthritis, but she insisted you have rheumatism. Which one of us was wrong?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The old man replied, \u201cThe three of us were wrong.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThree of us? How so?\u201d the man asked.<\/p>\n<p>The old man explained, \u201cYou were wrong when you said I had arthritis, your wife was wrong when she said I had rheumatism, and I was wrong when I thought I just had to pass gas.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>SEE MORE<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple was sitting at a cafe when they noticed an old man struggling to cross the street. The man said to his wife, \u201cHe surely&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3424,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3423","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3423"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3425,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3423\/revisions\/3425"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3423"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3423"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3423"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}