{"id":1830,"date":"2024-07-08T22:18:36","date_gmt":"2024-07-08T22:18:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=1830"},"modified":"2024-07-08T22:18:36","modified_gmt":"2024-07-08T22:18:36","slug":"a-blonde-calls-her-boyfriend-and-says","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=1830","title":{"rendered":"A Blonde Calls Her Boyfriend And Says"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"g g-3\">\n<div class=\"g-single a-23\">\n<div id=\"M837594ScriptRootC1374974_0ebca\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1374974_0ebca\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Her boyfriend asks,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat is it supposed to be when it\u2019s finished?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"g g-4\">\n<div class=\"g-single a-27\">\n<div id=\"M837594ScriptRootC1539675_12597\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1539675_12597\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>The blonde replies,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAccording to the picture on the box, it\u2019s a rooster.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. When he arrives, he sees puzzle pieces scattered all over the table. He takes a moment to examine the pieces and then looks at her with a smile,<\/p>\n<div class=\"g g-8\">\n<div class=\"g-single a-29\">\n<div id=\"M837594ScriptRootC1540668_0b304\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1540668_0b304\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>\u201cFirst of all, no matter how we try, these pieces won\u2019t resemble a rooster. Secondly, let\u2019s not stress about it. How about we have a nice cup of tea and\u2026 put all these Corn Flakes back in the box?\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"g g-6\">\n<div class=\"g-single a-30\">\n<div id=\"M837594ScriptRootC1540669_0fe7e\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1540669_0fe7e\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"g g-1\">\n<div class=\"g-col b-1 a-22\">\n<div id=\"M837594ScriptRootC1374971_16506\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1374971_16506\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">SEE MORE<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cPlease come over and help me. I have a challenging jigsaw puzzle, and I can\u2019t figure out how to get started.\u201d Her boyfriend asks, \u201cWhat is it&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1831,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1832,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions\/1832"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1831"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}