{"id":1481,"date":"2024-06-29T10:36:59","date_gmt":"2024-06-29T10:36:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=1481"},"modified":"2024-06-29T10:36:59","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T10:36:59","slug":"a-man-walks-into-a-bar-and-notices-his-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/?p=1481","title":{"rendered":"A man walks into a bar and notices his friend"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. \u201cWow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!\u201d Says the man. \u201cOh, well there\u2019s this genie round the back of bar, and he grants you whatever wish you want.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div id=\"M943526ScriptRootC1588980_185f0\">\n<div id=\"MarketGidComposite1588980_185f0\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>Sure enough, the man goes round the back of the bar and there sits a genie. \u201cYou grant wishes right?\u201d\u201dYes.\u201d replies the genie. \u201cHmm, I\u2019d like a million bucks.\u201d Then, out of nowhere, a million ducks appear, and waddle behind the annoyed man as he goes back into the bar. \u201cLook, that genie gave me ducks instead of bucks!\u201d His friends sitting at the table replies, \u201cWell yeah, do you really think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div id=\"M943526ScriptRootC1588979_0618f\">\n<div id=\"MarketGidComposite1588979_0618f\">\n<div id=\"flipp-ux-slot-ghs7182189\"><\/div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">SEE MORE<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. \u201cWow, look how small&#8230; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1482,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1481"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1483,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481\/revisions\/1483"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1482"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.amazinggstory.fun\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}